wanna hear a dad joke?
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes...
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
I have a joke about chemistry...
I'm on a seafood diet...
How much does a hipster weigh?
I hate jokes about German sausages...
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
When does a joke become a 'dad joke'?
You follow the fresh prints.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
A satisfactory.
But I don't think it will get a reaction.
I sea food, then eat it.
An instagram.
They are the Wurst!
Sneakers.
When the punchline is a parent.
How many apples grow on a tree?
I keep trying to lose weight...
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon!
What does a vegan zombie eat?
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
Why does Snoop Dogg have to carry an umbrella?
All of them.
But it keeps finding me.
Great food, no atmosphere, though.
I'll let you know...
GGRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS
There was nothing but de-brie.
Let out a little wine.
Fo’ Drizzle.