Chrane COVID-19 Vaccine Barware Series

Chrane COVID-19 Vaccine Barware Series

April Fools 2021

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Chrane Foodservice Solutions, LLC, and innovative proven Manufacturer partners, in an effort to encourage customer wellbeing and spur economic development, have collaborated with pharmaceutical giants Pfizzer, Moderná and Johnson & Johnson to create the industry shattering breakthrough, “Chrane Covid-19 Vaccine Barware Series”. 

Mr. Christopher East, Chief Innovator and Frequent Laboratory Tester, expertly shared, "To the concerned Public, Chrane is proudly taking the hospital out of hospitality! What could possibly kill a super-virus with greater efficacy than a traditional Covid-19 Vaccine?

A Vaccine permeated with expertly blended Cocktails. Friends, you can't argue with our logic or science." Highly sophisticated think tanks between Barfly by Mercer, American Metalcraft, Arc Cardinal, and Cambro Manufacturing, in tandem with Chrane's exclusive pharmaceutical partnerships, have lead to breakthroughs in Vaccine distribution and administration.

Lanny Chase, Mayflower Society esteemed associate and Spanish Influenza survivor pontificated, "Alas! A hybrid strain of all three traditional vaccines have been expertly impregnated with unmatched precision in the liners of our Barfly mixer shakers. Whence the perfect amalgamation of top shelf liquors is shaken over ice, the vaccine releases into the spirits to provide safe, efficient inoculation transmission. Tis' truly a beautiful symphony of science and art, knowing the safety of your community humbly lies in the hands of a beloved mixologist!" 

This same innovative and life-saving technology extends to American Metalcraft's many Mixing Glasses and Drinking Vessels. Arc Cardinal's Arcoroc and Chef & Sommelier product lines, and Cambro Manufacturing's Aliso Barware Series.

Enjoying his ninth vaccination of the afternoon, Dave Allard, Cambro's Vice President of Domestic Sales generously shared "New products are the lifeblood of Cambro. Trusted for generations, Cambro's Covid-19 Aliso Barware Series provides safe, shatterproof poolside solution for America's herd-immunity health as we rapidly approach the summer."

Unlike traditional Covid-19 vaccinations requiring 3-4 weeks between administration, Chrane's Covid-19 Vaccine Barware Series simply requires 3-4 concurrent daily sessions, a small price to pay for the safety of fellow Americans. Similar to the Covid-19 Vaccine side effects will include headache, fatigue, muscle aches, and nausea. 

To learn more about the Chrane Covid-19 Vaccine Barware Series, click here.

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